Mom

Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy

Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye

Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros

An Epi-pen and a Security Cat

Teenage Vampires and a White Russian

A Bear and a Bladder Infection

Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People

Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal

Pudding and a Screen Door

Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe

Esta Loca and a Little Klingon

Eight Cats and the Hat Show

Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head

Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire

A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots

Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle

Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head